Once in a lifetime

I think every one should have a near-death experience in their life -- at least once.

I am told I almost died December 7. I wouldn't know, as I slept through the whole thing, but that is what everyone told me when I woke up. Turns out I am one of a select -- ahem, special -- group of people who reacts badly to a certain anesthesia. By react badly, I mean, my heart slows down to a ridiculously slow rate, like, 25 bpm. Usually a special person such as myself can be pulled out of this reaction by being given a dose of some other drug especially used for this purpose, but noooo ... turns out I am extra special and needed two doses, and by then - most understandably - the anesthesiologist and surgeon decided I was too special to be operated on that day, most especially by them.

So when I again decide to have my bunions fixed, I will have to go to a MAJOR hospital to have it done, where my specialness can be monitored most carefully. I'm so glad we found this out on some minor elective surgery such as a bunionectomy, and not when I was in a major car accident and had to be put under to be fixed no matter what. This information about myself definitely falls under the category of GOOD TO KNOW.

So what was so great about this experience that everyone should have one? Hmmm ... well, for starters, everyone -- and I mean everyone -- treats you real good for the next 24-48 hours after your near-death experience. (If you're lucky, you might squeeze a whole 72 hours out of such a catastrophe, but my kids are all teenagers and the best I could do was 48 ...). For those 2 days, I definitely felt special -- and, by extension, did my kids as they related the traumatic story to their friends of how THEIR mother had almost DIED ... Another benefit is it gives the 'near-deathee' an entirely new perspective on what is and what is not important in life. This effect, in my case, lasted a full 24 hours before the world came crashing in on me again -- but then, maybe, 24 hours is EXACTLY the length of time it took for the drugs to completely leave my system ...